Troy Curtis


Name (Nickname), Year/Program: 

Troy (T-roy, Troy Bolton, my mother calls me Troy Boy), 3rd year Humanities

Favourite Red Zone moment: 

Ollie’s predrink before Capital Hoops

Most awkward Red Zone moment:

Not realizing I’m a captain *Editors Note: He revealed that he thought he was in the Captain’s group to look at the naked mile pictures…OK Troy.

Top 5 things you would bring to nationals (or a game):

1. Camera, 2. Clever signs, 3. Face paint, 4. Beer, 5. Sunglasses to protect myself from Dave Smart’s gut-wrentching stare

What is your favourite Red Zone cheer?

Fuck You, Ottawa U. Because fuck Ottawa U

If you could watch one sport for the rest of your life, what would it be?


Describe your ideal date:

David takes me out to a raps home game where we spend a wonderful evening watching Cory Jo make smart decisions with the basketball from the comfort of court side seats. Drake sits beside me with a big smile and asks to take a selfie with me. Lowry notices he’s being left out, so he purposely commits his last foul and joins us on the sideline. It becomes a double date between me, David, Drake and Kyle that blossoms into a beautiful long-term friendship.

Who is your favourite Ravens athlete, new or old?

Oswaldo Jeanty (in summer camp, I saw that man hit a half court shot sitting on the ground facing the other way)

What is your favourite sports team? Player?

Ottawa Senators, Daniel Alfredsson

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what two things would you bring?

1. Camera, 2. Beer

If you could buy a one-way ticket to anywhere, where would it be and why?

Carleton University because I pretty much live there anyway

What is your favourite Disney movie?

Lion King duh

What do you want your last meal to be?

Deep fried breaded cheese curds from Milanos at Sunnyside & Seneca with a side or mariana sauce

If you could be any fictional character, who would you be and why?

Slim Shady

Describe yourself in 5 words:

Skeletal, Muscular, Cardiovascular, Lymphatic, Digestive 

You will often hear me saying…

Where’s David?