Name (Nickname), Year/Program:
Paul (Boner, The Milkman, P-Bone, Wild Child, Loose Cannon, Pool Boy) 4th Year, Communications
Favourite Red Zone moment:
Naked mile before Capital Hoops 2016, that neighbourhood will never be the same!
Most awkward Red Zone moment:
James Johnson threatening to kill me at CIS Men’s Basketball Nationals in Toronto in 2015
Top 5 things you would bring to nationals (or a game):
1. Beer 2. change of underpants 3. Carton of milk 4. Condoms 5. A pair of socks
What is your favourite Red Zone cheer?
If you could watch one sport for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Describe your ideal date:
Getting shady with a lady, location is overrated. Wherever works is mint. With the Seinfeld theme playing on a loop in he background
Who is your favourite Ravens athlete, new or old?
What is your favourite sports team? Player?
The Duke Blue Devils. Favourite athelete: OJ Simpson
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what two things would you bring?
S Club 7 Greatest Hits Album and a Playboy magazine from July 1988
If you could buy a one-way ticket to anywhere, where would it be and why?
Amsterdam. You know why
What is your favourite Disney movie?
Scary Movie 3
What do you want your last meal to be?
Kraft Dinner with a gallon of 2% milk
If you could be any fictional character, who would you be and why?
Cosmo Kramer. Here’s to feelin good all the time
Describe yourself in 5 words:
I take big poops…beer
You will often hear me saying…
*Lots of curse words