Paul Bone


Name (Nickname), Year/Program: 

Paul (Boner, The Milkman, P-Bone, Wild Child, Loose Cannon, Pool Boy) 4th Year, Communications

Favourite Red Zone moment: 

Naked mile before Capital Hoops 2016, that neighbourhood will never be the same!

Most awkward Red Zone moment:

James Johnson threatening to kill me at CIS Men’s Basketball Nationals in Toronto in 2015

Top 5 things you would bring to nationals (or a game):

1. Beer 2. change of underpants 3. Carton of milk 4. Condoms 5. A pair of socks

What is your favourite Red Zone cheer?


If you could watch one sport for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Women’s gymnastics

Describe your ideal date:

Getting shady with a lady, location is overrated. Wherever works is mint. With the Seinfeld theme playing on a loop in he background

Who is your favourite Ravens athlete, new or old?

James Duthie

What is your favourite sports team? Player?

The Duke Blue Devils. Favourite athelete: OJ Simpson

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what two things would you bring?

S Club 7 Greatest Hits Album and a Playboy magazine from July 1988

If you could buy a one-way ticket to anywhere, where would it be and why?

Amsterdam. You know why

What is your favourite Disney movie?

Scary Movie 3

What do you want your last meal to be?

Kraft Dinner with a gallon of 2% milk

If you could be any fictional character, who would you be and why?

Cosmo Kramer. Here’s to feelin good all the time

Describe yourself in 5 words:

I take big poops…beer

You will often hear me saying…

*Lots of curse words